Me: What’s the state capital of Oklahoma?
Audrey was laying on the ground on her back with her tummy showing.
Tbug: Mom Audrey has Termites (aka fleas).
Me: Whatcha doin? (she was picking a brick up and smashing something…)
Tbug: Making Acorn stew. I’m friends with the squirrels.
Tbug: Mommy’s Hot dog (Audrey), Daddy’s Mars Bars (Marlie) and Tbug’s little Jo Jo (Josie).
Tbug: Mom, you need to get new glasses and get rid of those slug bug detectors.