Dear God via the Dog
just some of the things I must remember
to be a good Dog:
1. I will not eat the cat’s food before he eats
it or after he throws it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,
crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s
underwear when he’s on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone’s
crotch is an unacceptable way of saying ‘hello’.
8. I don’t need to suddenly stand
straight up when I’m under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house – not after.
10. I will not come in from outside,
and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living
room, and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a ‘squeaky toy’,
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
Lol! You can't deny those sweet faces though. 😉
Lol! You can't deny those sweet faces though. 😉
So cute and so true!
Haha being a dog is so hard with all the things to remember!
So adorable!
Haha. I love the ones with the 'who me?' guilty looks. 🙂
OMGosh! I LOVE this!!! Especially these…
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's
underwear when he's on the toilet.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy',
so when I play with him and he makes that noise,
it's usually not a good thing.
Stef at TooMuchToDoSoLittleTime.com
Oh yeah… I forgot one… You may have created a new viral email…. 😉
Stef at TooMuchToDoSoLittleTime.com
Too fun! I think you missed the last line “Dear God, if I am a good dog, when I come to haven may I have my testicles back?
These are hilarious! And no, sniffing crotches is not appropriate. hahahahaha. Nor is kitty a squeaky toy. hahaha.