Easter Bunny Story
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but
unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to
see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on
the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explains,
“I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”
The blonde says,”Don’t worry.”
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny; bends down, and sprays
the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around
and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another
ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again
and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
“What is in that can?
What did you spray on the
Easter Bunny?”
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the
label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says, Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.”
L-O-L!!!!!!!!
Haha, this made me giggle. 🙂
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Haha!
Happy Easter to you, too, Nicole. 🙂
I remember that one!!! hahaha. My favorite is the two chocolate bunnies sitting together. One has no ears and the other has no butt. The buttless bunny says: My butt hurts. The earless one says: What?