July 4th – Independence Day

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three…

Can’t stand it Anymore!!

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly.  it’s rare.  You can’t find it any other time of year…

How far along? 33 weeks 6 days Total weight gain/loss: Hi, we’re skipping this question 🙂 How big is baby? Your baby’s the size of a durian! She weighs about 4.2 to 5.8 pounds and measures about 17.2 to 18.7 inches. And she may grow up to a full inch this week — amazing.  She’s…

I live in Southwest Missouri. That means that we could go a whole winter without snow or we could get a SW MO style Blizzard and get 18″ of snow dumped on us. And if you don’t like the weather, stick around 30 and it will change. Last night they were calling for 5-12 inches…

Oy, I think I’m just done. My nerves are shot… or something. ha! So here’s today’s thoughts that are sooooo completely random, good luck following them :). +I had a drs appointment today at 2:30 or so I thought. The doctor got called to the hospital so they had to reschedule everyone. By talking to…