More Games
Okay back to the party games. The next one was rather funny too! Everyone in attendance (but me) was told to write out the house chore they hated the most and give a reason. Once all had done that, Evelyn collected them and handed them to me. Then I was told to read them out loud but replace the chore with, “I hate sex because…” and finish it with their reason for hating the house hold chore.
- I detest cleaning the shower because the only way to get it clean is to get wet. (I hate sex because the only way to get it clean is to get wet.)
- I hate doing dishes because it sucks and because I am a crazy messy cook (I hate sex because it sucks and because I am a crazy messy cook.)
- I hate doing laundry because it takes to much time and I don’t like folding it (I hate sex because it takes to much time and I don’t like folding it.)
- Folding laundry because it’s too tedious (I hate sex because it’s too tedious.)
- Scrubing under the toilet seat because it has dried on pee (I hate sex because it has dried on pee.)
- Dusting because I don’t like moving everything around to dust under it (I hate sex because I don’t like moving everything around to dust under it.)
- Mopping because I have a lot to do and it takes forever (I hate sex because I have a lot to do and it takes forever.)
- I dislike all housework that’s why I work at a salaried job (I hate sex that’s why I work at a salaried job.)
- I hate cleaning the bathroom sink because it always has little bits of mascara in it (I hate sex because it always has little bits of mascara in it.)
- Picking up papers (candy wrappers) that my man plays basketball with the waste paper basket and he misses (I hate sex because my man plays basketball with the waste paper basket and he misses.)
- Moping because it makes me feel dirty (I hate sex because it makes me feel dirty.)
Now please remember I was reading ALL of these in front of my mother, my future mother in law and my grandmother as well as friends and co-workers. I was dying laughing too. But I mean hey I had already opened all kinds of lingerie in front of them, what’s a few jokes too :).
I still don’t have pictures, I’ve been waiting patiently because one of the games would be much better with photos… but anyway I guess I’ll tell you about it.
Everyone was told to bring a pair of panties, my size but their style. They strung a feather boa up between 2 walls and then clothes pinned the panties to it. I then had to guess who brought what. I had 16 guests present. I got 2 guesses per pair. I got 8 of them right. Not bad eh? Toward the end it was getting difficult because I couldn’t remember who I had already guessed.
So I really want to show pictures for the final game… I’ll hold out a little longer on it. Hopefully I’ll get photos by then… we’ll see. Otherwise you may have to use your imagination.
Peace, Love & Panties
Bwahahahaaa!! “because it has dried on pee” Hysterical!
ROFL…my favorite is (I hate sex because I have a lot to do and it takes forever.)—that just cracks me up!!
Some of those are just too funny!
This is a hilarious game! I'm so going to use this the next time I'm a bridesmaid!
ROFLMAO!!!
I love “I hate sex because it always has little bits of mascara in it.” I must be getting old… mascara isn't something I think of when I think of having sex. 😉
How'd your grandma like the game? I would have DIED if I'd have to do that game in front of my grandma!!!
What would have been soooo funny is if your GRANDMA had brought a THONG! LOL!!!!!
Stef
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HAHAHA! i hate sex because it's dirty too and dries on pee all the time! lol jk jk
Another hilarious game. I could NEVER read these in front of my mother and I'm 43!! I could in front of my 24 year old daughter though. Funny.