Have you ever had those days when nothing seemed to work right?
Or better yet… You get tongue-tied:
I bess I getter…… aka I guess I better…..
Landmeal Brownfark… aka Landmark Brownfield (one of our plants… sorry if you work there!!)
Pony up in a hairtail…. aka put my hair up in a pony tail
Bag in a rice… aka rice in a bag (you know that instant stuff)
I may have been born last night but it wasn’t at night….. aka I may have been born at night but it wasn’t last night.
And no, I didn’t say all those today… they are just some classics 🙂
Or how about that day you went to make Cinnamon rolls and you were waiting for the dough to rise… And it… rose…..
Or that time you took that one photo… where everything was in focus but the 2 people you were trying to get in the photo…
Or what about that time when you were sick… And had to go running out the driveway to put a cow back in before it got on the interstate, and you went running through the field to get around it and This… Didn’t like you running through its field… Yeah, he was hot on your tail!!! Better yet, your mom was afraid to say something b/c if you’d have looked back, he’d have gotten you…
Maybe… just maybe… you were distracted by this:
Maybe you are now…
Oh no… maybe that’s just me? Yeah, I’m ok with that!!!
Guess Audrey and I’ll go back to scrubbing floors 🙂
Wait, What’s that? Oh, you noticed the Halloween towels and the long hair… busted!