Political Correctness

I was in need of a laugh and I got one. It was actually quite funny so I thought I’d share it with you. It came to me in the form of an email. Please don’t hate me, hate the email. I just thought it was funny. So pardon my totally twisted sense of humor but please bare with me 🙂

Due to the climate of political correctness now prevading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “Hillbillies”.
You must now refer to them as “Appalachian-Americans”.

And Furthermore,
To speak about Women and be politically correct:

1. She is not a ‘Babe’ or a ‘Chick’ – She is a ‘Breasted American.’
2. She is not ‘Easy’ – She is ‘Horizontally Accessible.’
3. She is not a ‘Dumb Blonde’ – She is a ‘Light Haired Detour off the Information Superhighway.’
4. She has not ‘Been Around’ – She is a ‘Previously Enjoyed Companion.’
5. She does not ‘Nag’ you – She becomes ‘Verbally Repetitive.’
6. She is not a ‘Two-Bit Hooker’ – She is a ‘Low Cost Provider.’

How to Speak about Men and be Politically Correct:

1. He does not have a ‘Beer Gut’ – He has developed a ‘Liquid Grain Storage Facility.’
2. He is not a ‘Bad Dancer’ – He is ‘Overly Caucasian.’
3. He does not ‘Get Lost All The Time’ – He ‘Investigates Alternative Destinations.’
4. He is not ‘Balding’ – He is in ‘Follicle Regression.’
5. He does not act like a ‘Total Ass’ – He developes a case of ‘Rectal-Cranial Inversion.’
6. It’s not his ‘Crack’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s ‘Trouser Cleavage.’

Hahaha Sorry I thought it was funny 🙂 Blame it on the cold, or my tacky sense of humor, I don’t care 🙂 Have a fabulous Hump Day Wednesday Evening!
Peace, Love & Laughs,