Project 52: Clothes

Funny #1 Last night my dad was moving the pen the horses were in so they could have more grass to munch on. He asked me to jump on the lawnmower and mow between the pallets & the trailer so they didn’t have to walk in tall grass, so while I was on the mower…

IF  A FAT  GUY GRABS  YOU AND  PUTS YOU  IN A   BAG,   DON’T  WORRY, I  TOLD SANTA  I WANTED  A GOOD FRIEND  FOR CHRISTMAS! 

Ingredients: 1 Cup water 8 oz mixed nuts 1 Cup brown sugar 1 Cup butter 1 tsp. Salt 2 Cup dried fruit 4 large Eggs Juice of 1 lemon 1 tea spoon baking powder 1 bottle bourbon Method: Sample the bourbon to check quality. Take a large bowl then re-sample the bourbon to ensure it…

Stats: At your 4 month appointment (a week after you were 4 months) you weighed 14lbs 4.4oz and were 24 3/4 inches long. You saw the Nurse Practitioner and she said that you were in the 60th percentile both in weight and height and that you looked great. She said that you were proportionate for…

11 Step Program for Those Thinking of Having Kids Lesson 1 Go to the grocery store. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time. Lesson 2Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents…