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Stats:You had your 2 month appointment a week after you were 2 months. At that point you were 22 3/4 inches long. 11lbs 5.25oz. I should go in and weigh myself with you and without you and get a rough weight since that was about a month ago. Wearing:For the most party we’re still wearing…

You know, originally I had my title as In Bed but I didn’t want some of the weirdo’s out there who google all kinds of weird things to wind up on my blog b/c of that title, so I thought I’d change it.  Smart right? So who doesn’t like to go eat at Chinese restaurants? …

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three…

I was driving down the road yesterday and things just started hitting me… if…. if…. if…. if.  And not the Metlife What If, remember that commercial?  No, like if I had a theme song, what would it be? If I could choose my car, the body I have, something I secretly wish I could do,…