I Feel Like Bridget Jones…
I guess I’m missing the fact that
- I’m not short,
- blonde
- and British…
And I’m missing the fact that I’m not sleeping with my boss…
- Or wearing provocative clothing to work…
- Or hitting on my boss.
- I don’t have a crush on my boss even…
- Come to think of it he’s probably old enough to be my dad…
- In fact all the guys I report too are…
- Scary thought…
I’m not 30, yet…
- I’m not considered a Spinster…
- Old Maid maybe by Kentucky in 1800’s standards, or so I used to get teased about, but not Spinster.
I’m not working in London…
And as of September 4, 2010, I’m not single…
I don’t smoke, never have…
I don’t over indulge in alcohol,
- I might have an occasional one
- but I’m sure I could count the number of times in the last year I’ve had a drink on one hand…
My mother never tried to marry me off to anyone…
So I bet you’re reading this wondering how I feel like Bridget Jones…
- I do struggle with weight issues…
But that’s probably not enough to warrant my statement of saying I feel like Bridget Jones.
So never mind 🙂.
Oh gosh this post had me cracking up! I'm not sure who Bridget Jones is but I am definitely going to have to find out.
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Yep you're right, I am confused and have no clue what you are talking about. I know who Bridgett Jones is, but I don't think I ever watched the whole movie. I also don't think I know a single FEMALE who doesn't struggle with their weight. Oh except for my mom, grr and how frustrating is that!
I think you're gorgeous!! But we all struggle with our own image issues, mine is weight too.
Okie dokey
Yes, I would say you are pretty far away from her. And I don't think any of us are totally happy with our bodies
You are too funny. We all struggle, but you still look great! I'm sure you won't end up like Bridget Jones!