I Feel Like Bridget Jones…

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I guess I’m missing the fact that

  • I’m not short, 
  • blonde 
  • and British…
And I’m missing the fact that I’m not sleeping with my boss… 
  • Or wearing provocative clothing to work…
  • Or hitting on my boss.
  • I don’t have a crush on my boss even…
    • Come to think of it he’s probably old enough to be my dad…
    • In fact all the guys I report too are…
      • Scary thought…
I’m not 30, yet…
  • I’m not considered a Spinster…
  • Old Maid maybe by Kentucky in 1800’s standards, or so I used to get teased about, but not Spinster.
I’m not working in London…
And as of September 4, 2010, I’m not single…
I don’t smoke, never have…
I don’t over indulge in alcohol, 
  • I might have an occasional one 
  • but I’m sure I could count the number of times in the last year I’ve had a drink on one hand
My mother never tried to marry me off to anyone…
So I bet you’re reading this wondering how I feel like Bridget Jones…
  • I do struggle with weight issues…
But that’s probably not enough to warrant my statement of saying I feel like Bridget Jones.   
So never mind 🙂.

0 thoughts on “I Feel Like Bridget Jones…

  1. Yep you're right, I am confused and have no clue what you are talking about. I know who Bridgett Jones is, but I don't think I ever watched the whole movie. I also don't think I know a single FEMALE who doesn't struggle with their weight. Oh except for my mom, grr and how frustrating is that!

  2. Yes, I would say you are pretty far away from her. And I don't think any of us are totally happy with our bodies

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