11 Step Program for Those Thinking of Having Kids Lesson 1 Go to the grocery store. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time. Lesson 2Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents…
……….what two feet of Snow looks like? Hey!! Don’t Yell at me – I don’t make this stuff up….. But I did have to share it with you
So I was perusing around on my fave blogs and ran across a dialect Vlog both with Hannah and Jessica and thought… I’ve been wanting to try my shot at a Vlog… why not! There are a list of words to say and then some questions to answer. I hope you’ll all decide to participate…
Last night was a Spanking Good Time… LOL… Nope, it wasn’t dirty, get your mind out of the gutter… well you might keep it slightly there but let me explain! I was invited to an invitation only event, just for women aged 18 years old +. It is called the Diva Paddle Party (as their…
Ingredients: 1 Cup water 8 oz mixed nuts 1 Cup brown sugar 1 Cup butter 1 tsp. Salt 2 Cup dried fruit 4 large Eggs Juice of 1 lemon 1 tea spoon baking powder 1 bottle bourbon Method: Sample the bourbon to check quality. Take a large bowl then re-sample the bourbon to ensure it…
***Another cute email*** December 8 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again….
***taken from an email… but I thought they were good tips*** Enjoy! 1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone 4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and…
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three…
Are you lucky enough to be Traveling For Christmas? I’m jealous! Are you going out of the country? I’m jealous! Well if you go here, you can see how to say Merry Christmas around the world. I chose some of my faves though to share with you: Argentine: Feliz NavidadBrazilian: Feliz NatalChile: Feliz NavidadChinese (Cantonese):…